January 30, 2007
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ouch
I just read a report about a man who fell from his first-floor balcony and landed on a fence. The report said he was impaled in his groin area. I looked up the definition of impaled on www.dictionary.com. One of the definitions was “To pierce with a sharp stake or point.” I believe that is the definition that is appropriate for this report.
That means the guy fell of the balcony and landed on the fence and was pierced through his groin.
I read the report here: Link
In the report one of the rescue workers said “It was quite unfortunate.”
I couldn’t help but to agree.
Comments (72)
OUCH!
oooh yeah. first!
Doh!
yeah. im pretty sure that would suck
yeah. im pretty sure that would suck
ouch, pretty unfortunate. yup.
i love my balls.
You have to be a man to truly appreciate how bad that must have sucked!
That’s horrible, poor guy
When you lose your life savings in the stock market = unfortunate
When your balls get impaled on a fence = fucked up!
That sounds pretty painful. Glad it wasn’t me.
wow that would hurt….
O_O Ouch…
“quite unfortunate.” There’s the understatement of the year…
Yeouch!!!
Man oh man!
…..
*shutters*
I can’t believe you’re still here. With that English. That horrible English. I think that your English sucks. It lacks conjugation. It’s fragmented. Are you white? Are you English?
Poor guy..
and lol @ the fishing bloopers…
the video with the guy playing quarters… oh man, having to play against him would mean a total plastering for myself… i suck at quarters
Left ball, side pocket. Boy, talk about “lifts and separates.” Sticky situation, that. Poor guy.
I disagree-I think he was most fortunate. Anywhere else and he would be quite dead. Men-sheesh.
owie…
ouch, ouch times a million. yes, that is unfortunate.
lol I love how they ended it with “it was quite unfortunate”…. that just… thats funny for some really weird reason. I mean, how many other articles do they end with that… I mean I don’t think they even end articles about people that died a horrible death with “it was quite unfortunate” … that’s just silly.
Did he retain the equipment? Punctures heal. As long as everything still works I would be very happy. Losing the ability to procreate is about the only grounds for suicide I ever had…
That gives me the chills.
Prayers for his total healing and recovery.
Things like this are often considered funny. I dunno, I can’t laugh!
There are some days I wonder how the human race has managed to survive this long.
unfortunate, indeed!
Indeed
Wow, I don’t think ‘unfortunate’ even begins to COVER how bad that is… Poor guy.
unfortunate? I could think of a better word. Bless his heart-painful probably doesn’t even begin to describe it!
*big horrified gasp*
Poor bugger. To be completely honest…I laughed a little when I read that. I know, I’m a horrible person.
I saw an emergency room show once where this guy fell off his roof and was impaled up the heiny by a tree branch. Talk about ouch.
The same thing happend at my high school, except it was with some kid who tried to “escape” daily…he got on the top of the fence and then fell straight down onto the fence (I’ll leave it up to you to figure out what happend, because it gets pretty graphic from this point on…all I’ll say is E6 times 2).
case of bad luck…at least he won’t have children that make the same mistake.
thats probably the understatement of the day…
Holy, fuck. Ow.
Can he still have children?
OUCH!
You had to look up “impaled”?
WOW! Haha, I love how all that was said about it was that it was “quite unfortunate.”
No shit! Daaaayum… that’s some bad luck. What a shame.
His wee wee was IMPALED. I think quite unfortunate is the biggest understatement available to describe this sort of situation.
0.0. major ow.
ouch, thats gotta suck
He was probably high.
I don’t know if “unfortunate” is quite the word I’d use….
Yeooowwwch. Just a BIT unfortunate.
Wow Dan sounds like you are in need of a GUEST blogger again!!!
Hehe. I knew what impale meant in the 7th grade. Because some of my classmates were writing a book on “101 Ways To Impale Leo”.
Leo shouldn’t be impaled…
“>.< even hearing about it pains me, I have heard stories about how”sensitive” that area is0_0
how did you not know what impaled meant?
I pity the soul.
Indeed. Painful.
Why did you need to look up impaled …?
like saruman in the movie of return of the king.
except his never actually happened….
yeesh
ww.. poor guy!
I’m glad this was pointed out to me *slaps knee…not funny* Very unfortunate, shoot it hurts enough getting kicked in the groin area. That pain at least goes away, but this is from seemingly “everlasting to everlasting”. Whewwwwww *covers groin area*
Um…ouch?
ohdang
@o@
….ow!
Very unfortunate.
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well, if he ever wanted to have a sex change…
Read it. Shrugged. Nothing I can do about it. “TV” meet “Real Life”, “Real Life” meet “TV”.
Man…OUCH!!!
Ooh, dang. That’s gotta suck = /
I heard about it over the radio. Evidently there was a lot of people who saw it at the time, and thought it was funny. I don’t. REALLY .
> Ouch, now where? was the impalement?
Peace
Ouch indeed.
It’s like I said earlier about the fascination with that area of anatomy. Would it be news at all if he’d impaled his back or leg? Not likely.
Just a little unfortunate….AH!
Ouch.
-KrIsTiN-
yeah impalements can be bad. The post occasionally goes right up the butt, then causing major damage to the small and large bowel and depending ont eh severity, other abdominal organs. Very sad.