April 23, 2009

• If An Erotica Writer Took Truth Serum

  The man came home to his wife and saw she was completely drained from watching the screaming baby all day.  The baby had a bad case of diarrhea and the mother alternated between watching him and doing laundry.  The wife was also sick and coughed up phlegm.  She had a runny nose and her eyes were blood shot red.  Her nose was plugged with the toilet paper she had shoved up there to stop it from running.

  He knew tonight would be the night.

  Just when they eased into bed he heard her give out another cough and he made his move.  He rubbed her body and told her, “Tonight will be your night.”  She let out a sigh and said, “Ok.  Hop on.”  After two minutes of passion, she asked, “Are you done?”  He replies, “Yes, and kisses her forehead.”  He heads to the shower and she doses off.

  • 10:54 pm
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