Month: December 2010

  • How Will You Say 2011?

    Will you say “Two Thousand and Eleven” or “Twenty Eleven?”
                      
                                         

  • How Long is the Penis?

    I was reading a status update on Facebook and a woman typed “The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb.” 



    In your experience, has the three thumb rule been accurate?

                                                                  

  • Naked In Public

    A few years ago I was sitting at my computer late at night and two guys were running outside. 





    I wondered what was wrong so I moved closer to the window and looked outside and they were running outside completely naked and laughing.

    What is the least amount of clothes you have ever gone out in public in?

                                         
                               

  • Mass Messages

    I would like to think that I have received more mass messages than anyone on xanga ever.  There have been times when I have received as many as 30-40 mass messages a day on xanga.

    I have noticed that a large group of people that send out mass messages will open them with “I normally don’t send out mass messages but. . . “  or “I know these are annoying but. . . “

    How many mass messages have you sent out on xanga?

                                                                   

  • Cutest Pet/Xangan Photo Part 3

    Here is the next round.  You can still enter by sending me a private message.

    1.  ThePrancingPony

    2.  Seedsower

    3.  Lavenderlace09

    4.  Jmelove_x

    5.  FemaleBassPlayer

    6.  Faerieshadow

    7.  Eidomitus

    8.  Disrepaired

    9.  Ameliahart

    10.  aa-bebe-phat-aa  (That is her dog on her head.  She really has black hair).

    Which is the cutest pet/xangan photo?
                             

  • Forget about the Mexicans and Get an Education

    Do you realize that the unemployment rate is only 5.1% if you have a college education?  In fact, the average unemployment rate for college graduates for the year is something around 4.6%.

    But the unemployment rate for those who just have a high school diploma is 10%.  The unemployment rate for those who did not graduate from college is 15%.  (All of these numbers are based on being 25 or older).  Here is the link:  Link

    Do you realize that over 2.4 million jobs were created by U.S. companies this year?  Unfortunately 1.4 million of those jobs went overseas.  Here is the link:  Link

    It is not just because it is cheaper to get employees overseas.  It is because often they are just more qualified.

    Bill Gates indicated there were not enough qualified people in the U.S. to fill positions at Microsoft.  Here is the link:  Link

    So don’t worry about the Mexicans taking your job.

    Perhaps the real answer to the unemployment problem is not the government, President Obama or the Mexicans.

    Perhaps we just need to go to college and study real hard and get degrees in areas that matter to potential employers.
                                                              
                                   

  • How to Set Your Gay Daughter Straight

    I found this on TheLadiesMonthly.com:

    “There are a number of effective strategies for setting your gay daughter straight that have been developed over the years. We here at the Ladies’ Monthly bring you the three most effective that we have encountered.

    1. Moral Pressure
    Remind your daughter of the moral atrocity she is committing, as well as the ramifications of her decisions to her God. Explain how gay sex cannot produce children, and how gay marriage still remains illegal. If she is not far gone, simply mentioning her family commitments may be enough to snap her out of it.

    2. Doll Her Up
    In middle stages it can be more work to influence your daughter’s lifestyle choices. Shower her with gifts like makeup and new girls’ clothes to replace her baggy blue jeans and hockey jerseys. Redecorate her room and transform it into an inviting boudoir for any potential male suitors, but keep it girly to deter any homosexual use. Buy her movies like Snow White, The Princess Bride, and Cinderella, along with music by artists like Dolly Parton, Neil Young, and Britney Spears. Avoid new artists like Lady Gaga or you may have a prissy glamor lesbian on your hands before you can say “Alejandro.”

    3. The Bait and Switch
    Our last, but most effective strategy. The Bait and Switch should be your last resort. However, it is a very powerful tool, and you are not likely to be disappointed. Wait until an important event, like Homecoming or Prom. Knowing your daughter, she won’t have a date, so it’s your job to set her up with a nice boy. Since at this late stage she will surely refuse, you’ll need to outwit her. Set her up with an attractive young lady. She’ll see your actions as a motion of respect and acceptance of who she is, and she will most surely agree. What she won’t know is that her elegant suitor is actually a transvestite. He will use his skills to seduce her as a woman, maybe even making her fall in love. After the dresses come off, she’ll be given the surprise of a lifetime, a night she will not soon forget.”

    Here is the link:  Link

    Do you think it is possible for parents to shape their child’s sexual preference?

                                                                                  

  • Banning Cameras at Childbirth

    A hospital is coming under fire for banning cameras and video during childbirth.  They will not allow a camera until five minutes after the birth has taken place.

    One mother is upset because she wants to catch the childbirth while it is happening.  The hospital officials are claiming that the issue is the safety of the mother.  They do not want the doctors to be distracted.

    A person that was quoted in the article mentioned that the real issue may be that doctors are afraid of lawsuits.  Here is the link:  Link

    Should cameras be banned from recording a childbirth?
                                                      

  • Ladies, Stop Complaining about Your Period

    Ladies, it is time to stop complaining about your period and take to a more positive approach.  A new year is beginning and many of you probably know that you have sort of allowed yourself to let a little monthly event to be a reason to be unkind to others.  Some women even resort to calling it PMDD which is just code word for “especially unpleasant.” 

    So I am calling on all of the women of xanga to make a New Year Resolution and turn your period into a positive experience.

    My plan is for all of you to get GladRags:

    Yes ladies, you need to use reusuable pads for your periods.  They help with the environment.  Can you imagine the landfills that are piling up with pads?  This is selfish on your part.  This is having a negative impact on our environment.  (I just found out this product existed tonight in this thread:  Link).

    For the sake of our environment, will you use cloth pads?
                                                   
                                                                

  • World’s Fattest Lady

    A woman is on a quest to become the World’s fattest lady.  She is trying to get to 1000 pounds.  She is already the heaviest woman to ever give birth.

    She ate 30,000 calories for her Christmas feast. 

    One of the things I found interesting is she said, “People who feel guilty about eating are hilarious.”  Here is the link:  Link

    Do you feel guilt when you eat?