November 25, 2011
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Most Annoying Family Member
Thanksgiving is a time that brings us all together and that sometimes causes us to spend time around that annoying family member.
Which of your family members annoys you the most?
Thanksgiving is a time that brings us all together and that sometimes causes us to spend time around that annoying family member.
Which of your family members annoys you the most?
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Rob of the Sky
First!
There’s two in my family, my sisters.
I love everyone in my family and there is no one who annoys me. (Ahem, my cousin but she wasn’t there.)
I think everyone drives each other equally insane.
hitler. fucking ruins everything.
I won my family’s “Out Asshole the Asshole” game this year so they would all say me.
my uncle and his family. they have the tendency to mooch.
I annoy myself.
Rob of the Sky
LOL I used to think it was only my family.
Are you trying to get me in trouble? No way I’m answering this one.
The Vampires.
My mom who can’t apparently chew with her mouth closed.
The above turkey seems to be joining it’s arms in prayer, forgiving me my gluttony on this very day that is not even Thanksgiving day for me…I am annoyed at my gluttony and also enjoy it very much while it lasts…
She didn’t come this year….. That’s all I’m saying
My aunt is definitely the quirkiest but she lives in another country so isn’t around for Thanksgiving. She’s always cleaning.
My great aunt, but not really because she is so crazy that she keeps things interesting and sometimes lively. My annoying aunt moved to Ohio with her annoying kids, so we’re good there. She will probably see this somehow haha. I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving.
I saw Rush Hour like two days ago. Jackie Chan is a detective from China sent to America to help the FBI rescue a kidnapped lil chinese girl. He meets the talkative black guy (I forgot his name). They become friends. The black guy did a lot of shit talking, Jackie did some fighting, my favorite part was that really fucking gorgeous hot asian woman from the plane wearing a sexy mini blue business smirt. Phew. Her skin was a very nice yellow
What kind of sex life does she have? Does she ever get depressed? How does a man handle such dynamite? What does she eat. Are these stupid questions. I wish i could become a ghost for one day and check out how others live their lives.
Or maybe I am saying that because I have no life. Do you ever stop and think, everyone is too consumed with their own lives? Do you not think it’ s strange that thinking is actually counter productive? Are we suppose to just live life like a free fall? So, that I choose to stay in my room makes me a coward? That I get nervous a lot makes me a neurotically disturbed sicko? Is that why I have to live a stupid insignificant life like a turtle? And if I complain, I’m being a crybaby. How can I just accept my role like it’ s no big deal I am a failure? How do cutters have the balls to suicide, I wish I could go through with it, but, I am scared of going to hell. How come cutters are not afraid of hell?
Has technology blessed us? Then why can’t technology create more jobs? Sometimes I feel like our government doesn’t want to create more jobs. And why do I need a lot of toilet paper to wipe my ass. I feel dirty when the muck won’t go away. And when it is time to piss, some of it gets on the rim. If I could sell my piss and poop I really would, cans, boxes, anything for money. I would wipe your ass for money. I would do anything for money (within reason). I am mad about many things, I want to vent here, sorry
Did you notice banana is the only fruit that can be mixed with milk? I’m too afraid to buy a car, I don’t know cars. I ate a sub from quick chek, my appetite is better, I am hungry as I write?
ALERT. YOU GUYS HAVE TO check out this song I bumped into. ” The World is not Enough.” Please tell me what you think.
The obligatory creepy guy.
Definitely a tie between my two uncles. One never shows up and manages to somehow make everyone else feel guilty that HE didn’t want to come, and then my other uncle who treats everyone like they’re beneath him and acts as though our very presence is an inconvenience to him.
Me.
i think it might be me..does that make me normal?
I refused to answer this
The dentist
the turkey.
The ones that fight with each other. I want to say “you kids quit fighting……or else!” The trouble is I don’t know what “what else” is for grown-up children.
oh my… soo many people. top three:
my dad… he tells corny jokes, often inappropriate. embarasses everyone. farts a lot.
my second cousin…. takes pictures of everyone and everything: eating at the table, someone’s shoe, a group photo where everyone runs away and it takes up to an hour to gather everyone again. she never develops the film OR prints them from her memory card. she also eats SO much. I don’t know how she stays so thin.
my uncle…. he’s fat and bald (thank god he’s not blood related) and all he does is eat, sit in front of the TV and watch football or golf. he also is a compulsive liar. when he does talk to me it’s about politics and how much he hates the left. when i try to tell him my views he tells me i’m uneducated. really? who’s the one with the college degree? i am.
My oldest sister – Naomi.
My aunt.
My youngest aunt. She tends to boss my grandparents (her parents) around (even when Thanksgiving is their holiday and it’s their house). She also tries to “discipline” her youngest even when she gives into him within the same breath. She gets passive mean to just about everyone and it happens every time we have a gathering. This year, the adults decided that there were too be no gifts for the adults as it gets REALLY crazy with the gifts and how much there can be. She said that she wants to give presents to the adults because “my kids are still at the age of giving gifts and they enjoy watching everyone open what the kids get them.”
As much as I love her, she gets on everybody’s nerves by the time she leaves.
@RulerofMasons - Freefall! Strawberries mix well.
my aunt.
That’s a toss up between my brother and mother.
My youngest son who thinks he is the big city guy and is always telling us about his conquests.
@marian123 - You slut. You are cheating on me with Dan.
That would be me.
it’s scary to see how many people are giving that title to “the Aunt” eeeek, I hope it’s not me but it probably is.
my uncle. The first thing he always says to me is “Why haven’t you added me on Facebook yet???” He’s super annoying.
@Grannys_Place - GRANNY! Ah hahahahahahaaaaaaa!
None of that crowd was there this year!
Uncle Fred -my mom’s brother
The fat one…
Luckily I don’t usually spend holidays with this family member. But my uncles wife, don’t even get me started. When I was seventeen she tried to teach me to strip, because that’s how she started her life out, which is fine. I was like “no, no that’s okay…” And then she constantly makes sexual advances at my almost 70 year old father. Her father is a big rig in my area and owns the largest newspaper company in my area. I think she didn’t get enough Daddy attention, and I’m pretty sure she’s histrionic.
Aunty Mary always drinks too much. Sometime’s she’ll fall into a table, other times she’ll just start crying and she always fights with her daughter.
There you go again Dan asking questions. You know what, bro ? I’m on to you, man! You are somesort of head doctors and I’m not going to play this shit with you anymore and no one else should either. You are a conspirator and the reason you ask us all these shitty questions all the time is, cause its all about mind control. You want to know how we think so you can continue ruling Xanga Land and continue to pull our strings like puppets.
A revolution is at hand, Dan. We will soon all turn the tides on you, bro! Where we will become the masters and you the slave. Beware of questions that will soon be thrown at you like bails of water by all your readers and you will have no choice but to answer us all. So we know once and for all who you are Dan. For sure not this funny caricature that you use so innocently as your main avatar.
You Know??? The one that acts like you the most is the one that will annoy you the most!
MY CUNTING MOTHER, which is why we haven’t invited her in a long long time, especially not since my grandmother died.
My brother and his wife and child were there and they have come around to feel the same way about my cunting mother as I do. They’re not on speaking terms with her for some reason.
My father and stepmother of course have nothing good to say about the cunting mother fucking biological mother. I could elaborate further but discretion is the better part of valor.
Nevertheless I am a Facebook friend of this relative and of some of her relatives and all of them are social climbers. Thankfully they are very quiet on Facebook and I set my settings so that my friends cannot see whom my other friends are.
A friend of mine from high school was there, http://www.xanga.com/gessnersgallery, and years ago, when I was a senior in high school he literally asked me “Randy is your mother a faghag?” So he totally gets it that my mother does not mix well with everybody and that I think she’s mean and sneaky.
@Grannys_Place - One very easy way to stifle him, would be to initiate that discussion about the Gonococcus bacilli. There are lovely pictures on Wikipedia and it looks like a molar except it is yellow.
I do not think it has visited me at all since about 1978. That culture taken with the heated metal rod is quite memorable. Then after I took all my tetracycline I had to go back to the hospital and have the test taken AGAIN. The doctor had a nose with a lot of blue veins, and heated the metal rod over an alcohol lamp before sticking it about 1/2″ up my Diseased Little Pecker. OW OW!!!! OW OW!!!!
That is a lovely thing to talk about at the table if some Macho Man is crowing about how he Got Laid.
I love everyone in my family…………..
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I’m probably the one who annoys the hell out of everyone else.
My hubby’s crazy aunt!
My dad, he doesn’t do “cheerful” so just makes grumpy remarks all the time about how Christmas is all a load of bollocks and all that.