January 24, 2012
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Pick A Way To Die
You must pick one of them.
1. Falling from a skyscraper.
2. Drowning
3. Decapitation
Which way would you want to die?
You must pick one of them.
1. Falling from a skyscraper.
2. Drowning
3. Decapitation
Which way would you want to die?
Comments (123)
Drowning. Virginia Woolf style.
3!!! I want to be decapitated and mounted on a plaque above Shakira’s bed forever.
No thank you
Drowning.
Decapitated!
Decapitation.
Decapitation. I’m afraid of heights and drowning. Plus being decapitated would be quicker.
Decapitated. They say for a couple of seconds afterwards, your eyes and brain still work. You could see your body severed from your head. Plus- I imagine the pain and fear would be shorter. I would hyperventilate in the process of drowning.
That first picture is someone falling from the twin towers right? That’s really hard to look at for me! Anyways I’d rather die of old age! Hehe!
Decapitation.
Chop off my head….the quickest and least amount of pain i’m assuming.
Drowning. I’ve heard you can live for several seconds after chopping! D:
decapitation would be the fastest, i think.
Well, falling from a skyscraper would suck because I would be thinking about it on the way down and panicking. Drowning would suck because I’d be thinking about it while drowning and panicking. Takes way too long. Decapitation, well, I think that’s faster, but I’ve heard it’s not, so now I’m not sure.
Decapitation, I guess. But ouch.
Um only if I can drown in a cool underground cave that’s absolutely beautiful
whichever one, i want it on youtube.
Decapitation because it seems the fastest out of all of these. Plus, I probably would have done something pretty awesome to be sentenced to a decapitation.
Falling off of a skyscraper into the ocean where I will drown until a shark comes along and decapitates me.
Decaptiation, although I heard you could stay conscious for quite some time after getting your head cut off. That would be…weird, to say the least.
Whichever one is the least painful and most quick.
killed by a devastating orgasm LOL
@Roadlesstaken - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken
@xXxlovelylollipop - wow, that sounds awesome. i wouldn’t mind! lol
Decapitation.
Drowning.
Decapitation. I have tried jumping and drowning. Neither worked.
oh man… “THEY” say you die before you hit the ground. I disagree. I’ve seen a few soldiers coming back with parachute failures… mangled.
Decapitation. It would be weird staring at my own body, empty screams for 30 seconds before I go bye bye.
Didn’t the guy get decapitated in Misery? I guess I’d choose that. Off with his head!
What a goof ass question.
skyscraper
Decapitated. That way its fast and over with.
the skyscraper, only thing is I would not want to hurt, injure or kill somebody as I hit the ground.
Hmmm. Rather a strange questioning, yet somehow interesting. Drowning has always been my #1 worst way to go. Gotta go with falling from skyscraper. At least you could pretend you had Superman’s power to fly before being splattered all over the ground below.
Drowning, definitely.
When I was depressed, I would remember the strip pits my cousins and I would jump into. Only instead of swimming I’d imagine simply falling, allowing the water to devour me into it’s unknown depths and watching the world up above drift away. That kind of peace never ceased to make me feel better
I don’t want to tempt fate by answering this question, but now you’ve made me think about it and I’m wondering if fate can read my mind.
Decapitation. I couldn’t stand the idea of drowning. And falling from a skyscraper without a parachute just isn’t something on my to-do list.
1 would at least be exciting and 3 would be interesting cuz there’s a theory that you are still aware after your head gets lopped off.
2 is out of the question cuz it’s painful.
no.1 and no .2 are too sad. Iv’e heard that while people are drwoning they experience such peace that they regret having been rescued.
Jumping from a skyscraper sounds more attractive than falling…. At least with jumping the last few seconds of life will be exciting….before hitting the ground….and…..SPLAT!
Falling. That final adrenaline rush would be amazing.
PUNCHING A BEAR IN THE FACE!!!!
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
@xXxlovelylollipop - i second that! haha
You asked us Dan now it is you turn to answer the question?
What happens if I don’t?
Decapitation
decapitation
@Rob_of_the_Sky - Good answer, I like that..
@saintvi - I’d have to agree with you on that one..
Falling…I want to make a mess on the ground.
Decapitation if the blade is sharp lol
@xXxlovelylollipop - LOL! Now, that would be a most excellent way to go..preferably with Robert Pattinson
I know, I can dream, Cant I ??
Maybe I’d opt for decapitation? I’m scared of drowning and heights so falling isn’t for me, tho realistically I’d like to just die in my sleep!
How negative of you. I think our energy would be better served if we picked a way to live.
i’m gonna go with.. skyscraper
Decapitation! Im afraid of heights and have a major fear in drowning. Decapitation should be a quick and painless way to go!
Too horrific!! I can’t choose!!
Lit on fire for sure! I so wanna go out like a sparkler!
Oh did you mean one from your little list?
@fLiPgUy31O - Drowinig
the third one. decapitation. sure as hell don’t want it, but if i had to die, i’d rather die fast.
@Baseballchik138 -
Have you ever swan in an underwater cave or subterranean river? It is very cold and very creepy.
Decapitation definitely. In this day and age such usually happens fast and without warning.
The other two options I would not like to deal with the time and awareness that my death was eminent.
Hugs’n'Smooches!
3. Sounds the least scary and painful
Falling off the skyscraper, what a ride.
I’m pretty happy dying the way I already am.
I always think about how painful it would be to plunge a knife into my heart.
Neither!!
Asleep in my bed after a rockin’ 100th birthday bash…?? No? *sigh* Oh, fine…decapitation.
Decapitated
Falling. If I make sure to aim my face at the ground, therefore guaranteeing that my brain will splatter, it’ll probably be instantaneous.
falling from a sky scraper. because then at least I would’ve experienced flight before I died.
Hm…. I loathe all three. I pick drowning. The idea terrifies me but I’ll pass out rather quickly I presume. I’m too terrified of heights and/or having my body in pieces. I’d prefer to die whole, plz.
I think decapitation wins here. Anyone who’d prefer either of the first two is bloody nuts.
I’m not so much concerned with the “how” of my death but the “why.” Whatever God desires.
Decapitation. It’s the quickest, and the most interesting to me.
Decapitation. Quick and easy. I am terrified of heights so the skyscrape thing would be miserable and drowning just takes too long.
I’d like the rush and fear of death, falling.
lol, you need more choices… as much as i’d like to go out big i’d prefer dieing in my sleep peacefully
Falling from a skyscraper – that one actually looks kind of fun, and I’m guessing the death would be quick and painless. I’d make sure to go head first.
AND if you fall from far enough, you can shout “CANNONBALL!”
Decapitation. I wonder if it’s true that the head can still see what is happening for several seconds/minutes. LOL
Decapitation, if i fell from a skyscraper id feel pure terror right before i die, and drowning , is one of my biggest fears
that to me, is one of the worst ways to go!! so decapitation it is, quick and pain-free 
why do all the options look painful :’(
What if the decapitation was where they stick a butter knife in your neck and cut off your head with that?
In that case I might choose skypscraper.
Falling, I want to pull of a few flips and tricks before I hit the ground. Might as well enjoy the ride before you die.
#3
whichever is quickest and the most painless. so i guess decapitation? ugh.
Falling off a skyscraper…by being pushed off. I wouldn’t have the nerve to jump off on purpose.
I choose falling. It would be fun, then–nothing.
drowning i guess… ;/
Probably falling off a skyscraper. It would at least be a thrilling way to die.
@xXxlovelylollipop - I join xD
decapitation
@fabolousclown - XD I was feeling feisty LOL
I’d say drowning…
I remember my dad told me all about Mike the Headless Chicken. They fed him through an eye dropper at the top of his neck and such. They even went on tour with him. Very interesting. In regards to this question, I think drowning. I’m afraid of heights and knives/blades near me. I love swimming, so it’s only suiting.
Drowning. I could not bare wait for the guy to chop off my head. Laying there and waiting for the guy to chop my head off…Yeah, no thanks. I would just take a deep breath under water and die. Lol. I’d prefer to die in my sleep when I’m 100 years old, though. ;P
I think I’d rather drown. But I sure as heck hope it doesn’t happen anytime soon.
Decapitation. Drowning is the most painful way to die, supposedly. Falling from a skyscraper would elongate the death process mentally (time slows down) and there is not a guarantee of death (though it is certainly implied).
Decapitation….it is quicker and potentially a brave death…you are dying for usually a good reason…tyhe other deaths you mention maybe because of something stupid I did…and I don’t want to go that way.
1 and 2 take too long, so I guess i’d have to choose decapitation. >.<
I’m wanting to find if the fountain of youth exists, if it does, find it and become immortal. If not, none of the above and just die of old age from my body literally falling apart around the ripe old age of 100. (not going to happen I’m a smoker)
Drowning!!
Decap. Not the fastest, but results in useable organs should I not totally bleed out via carotid. I always imagine a kid suffering or a decent man (you included, I don’t dislike you, especially because you father your sons and take an active role. My father did too, but any father making the time to “try”, counts.) needs to get my parts ASAP.
Falling. You get to feel like you’re flying before you die!
Decapitation.
Falling would give the sense of absolute free fall, which could be interesting. But then I don’t think colliding with the ground would be much fun.
Drowning is a genuine fear of mine, so I’ll pass on that.
Decapitation seems to be the best option. Quick, painless – assuming something doesn’t go wrong and you just get your spinal cord severed or your neck chopped halfway.
that first picture is terrible….
anyways i’d probably want to die by falling, at least i could have fun before i died…i’ve always wanted to sky dive!
preferably none of these. definitely not drowning even though that’s most likely for me seeing as I can’t really swim. I guess decapitation since it’s quick.
Give me drowning over any of the other options.
That is a strange question is all I can come up with.
Decapitation
Decapitation. It’s quick. I’m terrified of heights and drowning.
Skyscraper. Free fall is an amazing feeling. Drowning sucks, and decap is too quick, with no feeling. I’d at least like to have some fun before I go, and freefall = ecstasy.
Falling from a skyscraper.
Surprise me.
Falling from a skyscraper, hands down.
SKYSCRAPER. i’ll try and enjoy my fall. it better be a tall one.
i actually had a dream a couple weeks ago about that.
except i had a soft landing and i wasn’t scared.
it was a peaceful death dream. < sounds really creepy.
Decapitation is just too quick and drowning seems the most painful of the 3. The free falling feeling would feel amazing if you ask me. Free falling for me
Has anyone said, “I’m living forever!” yet? If not, that’s my choice.
Struck by Lightning!
Decapitation. Idk if any of these people saying they’d want to drown have ever come close… I have, and I can tell you from experience that it is incredibly fucking painful.
Falling. At least you’ll get a thrill before you die…
It doesn’t make sense to me but I seem to prefer the death by falling from a skyscraper.
decapitation. By far the quickest and most likely, least painful of the three
Hit the pavement hard and fast or decapitation.
I would never ever ever ever ever ever ever never ever wish to drown.