Gee Dan, Dare I say you have a one track mind? LOL
I have many turn-ons, even ones not listed here since they can get into the NSFW category. See my post here.
I like guys who can rock tats and suits. Mmmmm delicious. Beards are nice, too.
Tits are nice, as is red hair. I like girls with curves and beautiful eyes and soft lips… Language. I cannot tell you how many times I am swooned by a beautiful vocabulary and well put together sentences. There’s just something in language…
Guys who dont make sexist jokes, but are still manly men. I guess maturity would be the word for what turns me on.
Dilation of blood vessels in the corpus cavernosa.
A piano player, or a girl who can dance
I’ve always had a dandruff fetish.I find nothing more seductive than a woman with a flaky scalp.
Writers/Poets<3
The power button
Tall women. Tall and kind would be perfect. I don’t live in a wealthy neighbor. Money doe s not impress but being a care free Tomboy does and so do us a love for creativity. Writing, music, dance and an acceptance of my poor performance in all these areas of life helps and these days…unlike the days of my youth you must enjoy living like a nun…because that is the kind life you are going to have if you fall in love with me. And you must enjoy being low maitenance. I f you don’t our relationship is going nowhere if I am going to have to trave l the celibate lonesome life of a religious recluse then so are you.
For me, a willingness to spend quality time with people. It may sound odd, but that makes me think the world of people, and that they must be worth my attention when they’re willing to give others their time & attention when needed…. Without them having to ask or beg.
Off the top of my head, well… I always had a thing for accents and female drummers. Of course, to be perfectly honest, there’s too many things to list, I might as well say everything. Personality’s a given, so let’s just focus on voice and dexterity, for now.
Oh, and ladies who can draw. Seriously! Whenever I discovery one, I’m usually seconds away from asking for their hand in marriage. Becky Cloonan, Amanda Conner, Emma RĂos, Molly Crabapple, and Sara Pichelli; they all carry cudgels because of me. Big ones. Then again, “women who carry cudgels” might be another turn on for me.
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Beards and tits..
But not together.
Humor. Laughter is free medicine for the soul, and I’m addicted.
Women who can sing.
My wife.
agreed. it’s hot.
@hintofblue - lol! Yes, let’s hope not together or we’ll have to buy you a season pass to see the bearded lady side show at the circus.
@hintofblue - YES! BEARDS!
A girl that can bowl a 300 game.
Curiosity.
Intelligence if it’s accompanied by kindness instead of arrogance.
That certain someone
dark suits.
Honesty, Stability, Sense of Humor, Humility, and into Trance music.
Guess which one’s the dealbreaker.
intelligence.
Money and lots of it-what can I say-I am old.
@HUMOR_ME_NOW - That is sweet
Intelligence and black suit (: (: Guys who speak with high class vocabularies get my attention <3
I’ll let you know if i find it.
But all these things about beards make me want to mention mine. It’s quite beard-y.
My brain is fried right now. I’m not even sure I have turn-ons anymore, nobody seems desirable. Icky humans.
I’m turned on by my husband letting me have the remote.
today, my turn-on was porn starring gigi rivera, and dirty thoughts of a certain boy toy.
Compassion. Or tits. I think tits.
Power. Let’s be honest.
I also like big smiles and blonde hair though. I definitely dig good teeth as well.
I honestly think I’d still follow Putin around even if he didn’t have power. He’s a firmly fixed hallucination.
@LSP1 - I received a 61 and then an 80.
You should see my grandma bowl though. She does really well.
@Colorsofthenight - She sounds like she might qualify.
Pretty and wise beyond her periphery. No wonder why I was never into bar or club scenes.
When a guy smells good.. like wears nice smelling cologne. It is SO hot.
Intelligence, with a dash of weirdness and liberal doses of nerdiness. Mmm
Humor. Anyone who can make me truly laugh is the biggest turn on.
The ability to bring out my awesome sense of humor.
My aunt.
I want you guys to know that Trun is my xanga crush.
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
Kissing my neck…and being good at it.c;
i have a boatload http://rosieyatch.com/2013/03/25-turn-ons/
Do you masturbate over videos of women debating the existence of self-consciousness in Bonobos? That gets me REALLY HARD!
when my girl looks at me and she is sleepy and her eyes are half-closed and she says “i love you”.
Viagra.
Well, aren’t you just awesome?
@HUMOR_ME_NOW - a model answer that everyone in the world should be able to know about, right there! XD
When I can look into her eyes and see that she truly desires me, that is my ultimate turn on.
Good work ethic but not a workaholic. Is that an oxymoron? lol
Sense of humor, fo sho.
Sense of adventure and intelligence. That is why I married my Indiana Jones.
a good sense of humor and you got it.lol
@MyxlDove - Awwww CRAP!!!!
The ability to have a conversation.
Gee Dan, Dare I say you have a one track mind? LOL
I have many turn-ons, even ones not listed here since they can get into the NSFW category. See my post here.
I like guys who can rock tats and suits. Mmmmm delicious. Beards are nice, too.
Tits are nice, as is red hair. I like girls with curves and beautiful eyes and soft lips…
Language. I cannot tell you how many times I am swooned by a beautiful vocabulary and well put together sentences. There’s just something in language…
Guys who dont make sexist jokes, but are still manly men. I guess maturity would be the word for what turns me on.
Dilation of blood vessels in the corpus cavernosa.
A piano player, or a girl who can dance
I’ve always had a dandruff fetish.I find nothing more seductive than a woman with a flaky scalp.
Writers/Poets<3
The power button
Tall women. Tall and kind would be perfect. I don’t live in a wealthy neighbor. Money doe s not impress but being a care free Tomboy does and so do us a love for creativity. Writing, music, dance and an acceptance of my poor performance in all these areas of life helps and these days…unlike the days of my youth you must enjoy living like a nun…because that is the kind life you are going to have if you fall in love with me. And you must enjoy being low maitenance. I f you don’t our relationship is going nowhere if I am going to have to trave l the celibate lonesome life of a religious recluse then so are you.
For me, a willingness to spend quality time with people.
It may sound odd, but that makes me think the world of people, and that they must be worth my attention when they’re willing to give others their time & attention when needed…. Without them having to ask or beg.
Off the top of my head, well… I always had a thing for accents and female drummers. Of course, to be perfectly honest, there’s too many things to list, I might as well say everything. Personality’s a given, so let’s just focus on voice and dexterity, for now.
Oh, and ladies who can draw. Seriously! Whenever I discovery one, I’m usually seconds away from asking for their hand in marriage. Becky Cloonan, Amanda Conner, Emma RĂos, Molly Crabapple, and Sara Pichelli; they all carry cudgels because of me. Big ones.
Then again, “women who carry cudgels” might be another turn on for me.
dominance
Trust.