Month: October 2006

  • 10%

    What percentage of the candy should go to the father?  

         

  • Oprah

    Oprah gave out debit cards on her show the other day.  She gave out $1000 debit cards to her guest.  She has given out prizes before on her show.  One time she gave out a car to all of her guest.

    She gave out the debit cards but there was one catch.  They had to give the $1000 to charity.  They could pick any charity they wanted to give too.  Oprah said she wanted to give her guest the gift of giving.  I thought it was funny that a billionaire gave a bunch of poor people a $1000 that they had to give away to charity.

    Dear Oprah,

    Just give me the car if I am ever on your show.

    Your friend,

    Dan

    Is it more blessed to give than to receive?

        

  • Cards

    Debit card or credit card?

     

  • Nude Pics of Desperate Housewife

    Nude pictures of Marcia Cross from “Desperate Housewives” have been found.

    A company that was hired to remove trash from her house found nude pics of her in the trash.  Apparently there were over 200 of them.  She is trying to stop the pictures from being printed.  The company that collects her trash has said that she has no right to them because she had thrown them away.  Here is the link:  http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=10383

    Are the nude pics no longer the property of Marcia Cross because they were found in the garbage? 

       

  • Happy Halloween

    I like Snickers.

    What is your favorite treat?

       

  • Last Year

    Is the phrase “so last year” so last year?

     

  • The Male Pill

    Men may soon be on the Pill.

    pill

    A new “Pill” has been developed that men will be able to take.  It will act like the ”Pill” does for women but men will take it instead.  It is being reported that it does not have any side effects.  (No report on whether it will cure cramping and make male PMS more bearable.  Here is the link:  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=413524&in_page_id=1770

    Do you think women will trust men to take the “Pill” when the men have no chance to become pregnant?

      

  • Piercings Part 2

    Which is the most painful to look at?

    # 1 Tongue piercing

    Venoms -- 14Ga Venom Piercings - (by Mike Grant, Advancedprofessionalpiercing.Com Universal Tattoo, Victoria B.C.) - Submitted by iam:ARTNSOUL

    # 2 Nose piercing

    Mct -- (by Jared Wicklund, Miller Cotton's Tattoos & Body Piercing, 146 Highland St., Worcester, MA 01609)

    # 3  Lip piercing

    # 4  Navel piercing

    surface piercing in navel

    # 5 Nipple Piercing

    Mct -- (by Jared Wicklund, Miller Cotton's Tattoos & Body Piercing, 146 Highland St., Worcester, MA 01609)

     

  • Piercings

    You might want to be careful what you get pierced.

     

    A young lady had her nipple pierced and had to have her breast removed because it got infected.  Here is the link:  http://apnews.myway.com/article/20061027/D8L19CLG0.html

    Men:  If you had to have either your ear, nose, or testicles removed, which would you pick?

    Women:  If you had to have either your ear, nose, or breast removed, which would you pick?

       

  • Democrats and Taxes

    The Democrats are expected to take over the House and potentially the Senate in the upcoming election.  President Bush is saying that the Democrats will raise your taxes.

    Do you think the Democrats are likely to raise taxes if they have the majority in the House and the Senate?